π Introducing The D Collection π Add a little playful energy (and natural beauty) to your space with these hand-carved rose quartz penis sculptures. Each piece is unique in size, shape, and personality β perfect as a conversation starter, collectible, or cheeky gift for someone special.
π Meet the Crystals β Size & Stats:
Dwayne βThe Rose Quartzβ β Celebrity 3.73 lbs | 10.25" long | 3.5" base | 2.5" shaft width Bold, confident, and larger-than-life β Dwayne shines with star power and natural pink energy, commanding attention in any display.
Dallas β Cowboy 2.76 lbs | 9.5" long | 3.25" base | 2.25" shaft width Rugged, playful, and full of charm β Dallas brings a free-spirited, adventurous vibe to your collection.
Dixon β Private First Class (PFC) 2.28 lbs | 8.5" long | 2.75" base | 2" shaft width Compact, disciplined, and ready for action β Dixonβs neat, precise form packs serious personality.
Dan β Middle Manager 1.61 lbs | 6.75" long | 2.75" base | 2" shaft width Reliable, practical, and slightly mischievous β Dan adds a touch of humor and balance to the lineup. β¨
Optional LED Display Stands:
Wood LED Light β Sleek single-color white light
Metal LED Light β Multi-color, static or rotating
Glass LED Light β Multi-color with extra sparkle
π‘ How It Works: Pick your favorite D from the dropdown Add a display stand for βThe Packageβ bundle (discounted) Each sculpture is polished and ready to display π Perfect for bachelorette parties, playful home dΓ©cor, or crystal collectors β these novelty sculptures are guaranteed to get a reaction! Note: For display purposes only; not intended for personal use
