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Each piece is unique in size, shape, and personality — perfect as a conversation starter, collectible, or playful gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🏋️ Size \u0026amp; Stats – Enter the Ring: \u003cbr\u003eDunkin — The Boss 4.2 lbs | 9.75\" long | 4\" base | 2.5\" shaft Giant, commanding, headline-grabbing — the undisputed champion of the collection. \u003cbr\u003eDiego — The Rock Star 3.07 lbs | 9.5\" long | 3.25\" base | 2.25\" shaft Bold, flashy, and full of energy — ready to steal the spotlight. \u003cbr\u003eDonovan — The Stuntman 2.83 lbs | 9.25\" long | 3\" base | 2\" shaft Adventurous, daring, and smooth — always performing impressive moves. \u003cbr\u003eDavid — The Hero 2.76 lbs | 8\" long | 3.5\" base | 2\" shaft Classic, generous, and reliable — the heart of the lineup. \u003cbr\u003eDante — The Poet 2.375 lbs | 7.75\" long | 3\" base | 2\" shaft Thoughtful, romantic, and whimsical — for those who appreciate finesse. \u003cbr\u003eDaryl — The Accountant 1.79 lbs | 7.5\" long | 2.5\" base | 1.75\" shaft Tiny, clever, and mischievous — meticulous in every detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Optional LED Display Stands – Complete The Package: Wood LED Light – Single-color white light, sleek and elegant. 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